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Mortimer

Mortimer spends his weekends touring landfill sites, eating cheese blintzes and hanging out with friends. He is very scared of fast cats and is allergic to cheese wiz.

Mortimer

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Mortimer's Bio

Allergies: cheese wiz
Medical Conditions: garbage gastritis
Fears: fast cats
Hobbies: touring landfill sites
Favourite Food: cheese blintzes
Career Ambition: stunt double for mickey mouse

Price: 21.00

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